- Lol will become gaseous if its temperature rises above -42癈.
- Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of lol.
- There are 336 dimples on lol!
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and lol has 7.
- The lol-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand lol-fights take place there every day!
- Lol is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
- Lol has only one weakness - the colour yellow.
- Lol once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
- Lol, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
- Lol is the world's smallest mammal.
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ok. ima going crazy.
think i've calmed down now.
- Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of platypuspower12.
- If you toss platypuspower12 10000 times, it will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because its head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
- More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in platypuspower12.
- Platypuspower12 can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
- Platypuspower12 can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
- When provoked, platypuspower12 will swivel the tip of its abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at its attacker.
- Europe is the only continent that lacks platypuspower12.
- Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with platypuspower12!
- The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than platypuspower12, and 400 times smaller!
- Platypuspower12 was originally called Cheerioats.
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