was scrubbing the floor with a wet cloth just now.that was to rid the floor of wet detergent mopping. e have to do this every week, and it's usually my dad's job but tonight he's out at some dinner, so it's my job.also, my usual job is to vacuum the floor every monday and thursday. we're clean freaks... we never ever need to sweep the floor because there's not enough dust for that. come to think of it, i don't think we ever swept the floor before... o.o but it shows that we're really clean. you could eat your dinner off the floor. but i would advise you not to because it would look stupid. not to mention that i'm not really sure whether it is clean.
on to other things...
today arthur sat on the 7 staple caltraps i made(and he didn't even notice). ok, that was stupid, but i was thinking: my dog, what a thick skinned idiot. the dog thing is another joke. well, he started it first. he wrote on the board: Arthur=GOD, so i drew an two way arrow depicting that the G and the D be switched places. geddit now? most people laughed like crazy when they saw it. i admit it's kind of lame... but i'm only 13. he's 14. he should know better. :D yay i can't believe i'm so young. unfortunately my age in cynicism: probably 75 years... i behave in childish ways a lot of the time. and always after that, i think about how embarrassing it had been, then i make a face like o.o i was so retarded. so apparently i am at the stage now where i don't think about my actions and whatever, then think about it later and regret it. when i was smaller i didn't have to think about whatever it was i'd done(like peeing my pants when i was 8). possibly when i grow up i'll be able to think before doing something. so it'll save me the self humiliation afterward. i have NOT enjoyed my childhood, so i really want to grow up and get rid of my parents. i wish i had a time machine. unfortunately that does not seem to be scheduled to be appearing any time in this century at least, so i can go on wishing and nothing would happen. that brings me to the problem of whether mankind would even survive to the next century, because the newspapers are full of: WATER SHORTAGES! GLOBAL WARMING!! PLAGUE MUTATIONS!!! RUBBISH CONSUMING THE EARTH!!!! i only agree with the last one. because of all the rubbish we're crapping on paper to advertise global warming. when there is a problem, always look where the money lies. we've trained ourselves to react to money like Pavlov's dogs. salivation, hunger, greed, all that you expect to find. back to the point of money: in global warming, there's the money to make from "green" machines, building "clean" resources of energy(solar panels, geothermal energy, nuclear energy, all extremely expensive). i'm not saying that global warming doesn't exist, i'm saying the so called "global warming authoritatives" must have blown the truth up somewhat to make money on it. sorry for wasting your time on such a long, boring post.