First, some information. Langkawi is an island that belongs to Malaysia. It is quite close to the Malaysia-Thailand border, is 90%Malaysian, 5% Chinese, and 5% other. It is exempt from tax, so people go there to buy cheap goods like alcoholic drinks, chocolate, alcoholic drinks, food, ceramics, alcoholic drinks, cookware, and did I mention alcoholic drinks? Yes, wine, whiskey, vodka, beer, whatever. I drank half a bottle of Semillion Chardonnay and half a bottle of Merlot. Yay. I got slightly drunk, but no hangover. Langkawi has two main built-up areas: Cenang beach and Kuah town. The Cenang beach was really nice, the sand was white and fine, and HERMIT CRABBBBSSS YAYAYAY. Yeah. I stayed in the water for a whole morning picking up hermit crabs. I'm sorry to say that I plucked the claws off two of them, because I wanted their shells. In the end I didn't get the shells cos they were stuck in too tightly. NOT ONE SHELL WAS FREE. SADDD. The food was average, kinda Thai influenced. Mmhmm. And that ends my dissertation on Langkawi.